a christmas cracker

My first Christmas as a stepmother has been ace. I am now living the rock and roll dream as part of an all girl punk band with 4 and 6. "Dog Child", a hard living band who break all the rules consists of yours truly on the drums, 6 on vocals and keyboards and 4 on the axe and vocals.

Already the creative juices have been flowing and our double A side will be ready in days. Containing two corker hits "Christmas Day" and "The Fish called Emily and Emma", I see fame and fortune ahead. Like all punk bands we can't play our instruments. Check out the lyrical flow below.

"Christmas Day"
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Yesterday was Christmas Day
And the girls got to play
with their brand new toys

Oh what fun was to be had
especially for H-- and little M--
Lucky they are such good girls


Christmas Day, Christmas Day
Oh how we love Christmas Day
Christmas Day please come back soon....

"The Fish Called Emily and Emma"
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Emily and Emma
We go them for Christmas
They are our pets

We love Emily and Emma
We love Emily and Emma
We love Emily and Emma

They are white and orange
The have a plant called Em
They have beautiful blue rocks



Rocking right?