11.28.2005

What not to do

Example
Dear Australia,
Please excuse little Johnny from attending Humanity 101 today. He isn't feeling very well. No doubt a spot of sunshine, fresh air and some beer will see him right.

Kind regards
Little Johnny's Mother.

See the whole sorry story here

Any shreds of respect I may have held for our Prime Minister are now gone. Hope the Windies thrash us and reduce you and your small minded, clearly shrivelled self to a pool of tears.