What not to do

Dear Australia,
Please excuse little Johnny from attending Humanity 101 today. He isn't feeling very well. No doubt a spot of sunshine, fresh air and some beer will see him right.

Kind regards
Little Johnny's Mother.
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Any shreds of respect I may have held for our Prime Minister are now gone. Hope the Windies thrash us and reduce you and your small minded, clearly shrivelled self to a pool of tears.