never ever again

Please join me in celebrating the end of my youth.
It is now a proven fact that I cannot go out drinking for 10 hours straight and remain respectable.
How do I know this?

After ten hours, the detroit cobras, control, copious drinks, joints, a bad man from work who always gets me into trouble introducing me to an even badder man who will get me into trouble, I lost my glasses and almost broke my collar bone.

That's me - all class.
I think some enforced sobriety is on the cards.

Still it could be worse....