IT'S OFFICIAL

Ladies, Gents turn around now if you are sickened by intense amounts of happiness.

I officially have a boyfriend. Hilarious. I know.

The chat has been had, the deal has been set, the gifts have been exchanged.

Me to him: Bottle of Domaine Chandon Vintage and the most masculine lip balm I could find.
Him to Me: Nick Cave Bsides and Rarities triple disc set that I just happened to be drooling over earlier that day in a completely unrelated incident.

The cup runneth over.

In other news god bless Popbitch

WankStarFilms have filmed the first male cum shot
using 'time slice' technology - the 360 degree slow
motion technique used in The Matrix.

I so have to see that.

While on the subject of porn - apparently my doppleganger is alive and well and features in the well regarded porn "Facial Collections"
I can be thankful that I don't star in "Pop Shots" or maybe not.