Conversation

A conversation from last night's dinner (from memory possible not verbatim).
Background: Lauren is leaving to take up an internship in Washington for nine weeks.....

Barclay: So if the opportunity comes up will you give Dubya a blow job?
Lauren: No way! It would be awful... possibly Clinton though..
Barclay: You could be the next Monica Lewinsky
Me: Are you sure you wouldn't? I mean he is the most powerful man in the world..
Barclay: and you would the most powerful woman in the world when you had him by the balls.
Lauren: That's true but can you imagine - he would get all the words muddled up.
Me : yeah I know it would be like : "oh you Austrians"

Go well Lauren - I will miss you....